I've been out of work since Tuesday - counting the weekend, I've been sick for 6 days. I went to the Dr on Wednesday.
Do I have SARS?
No, you have a cold.
OMG I have the bird flu.
No, you have a cold.
It's the Swine flu isn't it? You can tell me.
NO YOU HAVE A COLD.
Hey, my ears are clogged you know. No need to shout.
Sitting on the sofa, having coughing fits and sneezing and not sleeping for 6 days - all for a common cold.
Back to work tomorrow. Here's a poultry break from The Nude Figure - a Visual Reference for the Artist.